Another round of potions on me
Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh.
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i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger up a wall they neVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK??? I though this was the smart house???? and Ravenclaws are like yeah kay but GET THIS DID YOU KNOW AN ANIMAGUS - but potions homework - who even CARES about potions right now I’m researching this COOLER THING uncouple the idea of ‘smart’ with the idea of ‘good at school’
I bet for the professors teaching Ravenclaws is like herding cats away from empty boxes.
Older Ravenclaws have finely honed the art of asking just the right argumentative questions to direct their teacher onto an entire-class-session-long tangent about something entirely irrelevant to the course material.
i was telling a joke i made up the other day
what alcoholic beverage do gay males drink
penis coladas
and i started laughing to myself but my friend just looked me dead in the eyes and said cocktails
Do they give sass lessons in Azkaban or something?
People always forget that Sirius Black is the king of sass and drama.
But think about this.
Chemistry isn’t a Hogwarts subject. Potions is. But of course Sirius knows that Snape is a half-blood, and that he hates being a half-blood. Not only is Sirius being a sassy motherfucker but he says precisely the thing he knows will push Snape’s buttons the most - he mentions something Muggle related.
NEW KIDS AT HOGWARTS
NEW STORIES ABOUT NEW KIDS AT HOGWARTS
NOT AN AU
NEW CANON CHARACTERS
MORE LEARNING
MORE SPELLS AND POTIONS
MORE HARRY POTTER THINGS
MAGIC
NEW THINGS ARE HAPPENING YOU GUYS
jk rowling and the sims people should team up right the fuck now and make a harry potter sims game
the sims could live in hogwarts and interact with other students and go to classes and shit and instead of the skills being athletic, logic, gardening etc it could be potions, charms, transfiguration, etc
why the fuck hasn’t this happened yet
PLEASE THIS WOULD MAKE ME REALLY HAPPY AND MAKE ME NOT FINISH MY PROJECTS BUT THAT’S OKAY I HAVE SIMS, POTTERMORE AND TUMBLR. LIFE IS GOING TO GO SWIMMINGLY.
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
#OH GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT #the seventh years would be terrified but #imagine first year neville longbottom #messing up a potion and FROZEN in fear #and professor ramsay comes over and says ‘no’'it's alright; you stirred just a little too slow' #'it's a normal mistake' #'we can fix it' #and theN TALKS ABOUT HERBOLOGY TO HELP HIM UNDERSTAND POTIONS AND JUST #GOSH
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